• white dad in any movie: but son, you're throwing away your DREAM
• white son in any movie: no dad, I'm throwing away ~yours~

marina-del-cyrus:

WHY DO PEOPLE HAVE TO BE MEAN IF YOU DONT LIKE SOMEONE THATS COOL BUT DONT BE A FUCKING CUNT TO THEM JUST STAY AWAY FROM THEM ITS NOT THAT HARD TO BE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON YOU DONT HAVE TO HURT PEOPLE JUST STOP IT OK FUCK

(via mrsprettysuperwholockedsalvatore)

theuppitynegras:

thecommandertoast:

ofmagicandice:

So I just gained a follower a few moments ago with the name maartin4life

LISTEN TO ME

WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU DO

DON’T

OPEN

THEIR FUCKING PAGE

I JUST OPENED IT AND MY AVAST ANTIVIRUS TOLD ME THAT THERE WAS A FUCKING TROJAN HORSE

verified. it contains a malware bug encrypted inside the javascript. 

SIGNAL BOOST

(via badheartedboytrapbabydoll)

oh god what did i do

(Source: jamsfranca, via killthecolonist)

treeyonce:

resume: sometimes i can draw straight lines without a ruler

(via lettheworldcrash-down)

zackisontumblr:

if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made

(via fireworkshooah)